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Something to make you smile :)

Here are some pétanque jokes that will hopefully make you smile.

Why did the pétanque player wear sunglasses?

Because his balls were too bright!

What do you call a group of pétanque players who are lost?

Boules wanderers

What do you call a pétanque player who never loses?


Why do pétanque players make great detectives?

Because they're always looking for clues on the terrain.

What did the pétanque player say to his opponent when he lost the game?

"I guess I didn't have the balls for it."

What's a pétanque player's favorite type of music?

Boule-evard of Broken Dreams!

As we often say in our club, ball jokes never get old. Have fun and keep playing :-)


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